Friday, June 27, 2008

What did you say?

Yes it's Friday and yes it is Bean funnies day!

Last week I know that all of you missed out on the latest and greatest conversations that I have with my Bean. Here they are!

On show and tell

Bean: Momma I have show and tell tomorrow.
Me: Awesome kiddo what are you going to bring to show?
Bean: Um I want to bwing Biscuit but Miss Shawon say no.
Me: Well Miss Sharon is right. Biscuit is a dog and he can't go to school.
Bean: Momma he WANTS to go but I will leave him here since he can't pee in the toilet.

On stinkiness
Bean: Momma what is that smell?
Me: No idea buddy.
Bean: Did somebody fart?
(we are in the grocery store)
Me: Um no.
Bean: You pooted didn't you mommy?
Thanks kid

On thirst
Bean: Momma can I have some drink?
Me: Sure kiddo.
Bean: Lemonade.
Me: Okay
Bean: Clean lemonade
As opposed to dirty lemonade?


Danielle said...

Why do kids love farting so stinkin much/ A fart at school is a 10 minute distraction. Silly dog can't pee in the toilet. haha

Hyphen Mama said...

I totally think Biscuit should go to school! said...

Do you think he meant lemonade without pulp?

And, I'm impressed he pees in the toilet all the time. Mine just wet his sheets and then after getting all clean, decided to poo himself.

Love that he called you out. Shame on him. Mine would've loudly said, "EXCUSE YOU MOM!"

Colleen said...

he got in some of your spiked lemonade once, didn't he? :)

Nap Warden said... kiddos love discussing who farted...why?

Mommy Mechanics said...

Ha! My boy loves farting. Thankgoodness he always blames it on his baby brother lol.

Jonny's Mommy said...

Kids are so hilarious! Mine isn't yet talking much, but oh boy I know I'm in for it -- based on how mouthy his father and I am!

Neat blog! I really like it...have to go read your reaction to Tranny Head's post now! :-)