Monday, June 16, 2008

Monday Madness: Little of this and a little of that

So welcome to my MADNESS!

First things first:

I have figured out how to do Google analytics. Thanks to all that helped my untechy (is this a word? It is now!!!) self figure it out.

So some searches that brought sickos to my site:

1.ugh the places we'll go - I guess someone was looking for the book. Sorry you got me!
2."boys love to be naked"- um sick. Okay just sick
3. "me bean"- as oppossed to you bean?
4."mommy i have to pee and poo" - well why are you googling it? GO!!!
5.12 year old nakey girls- Again SICK and I have never wrote that!!!
6. 3year kidssex - AGAIN SICK!!!!!!!!
7. do you have to pee on the floor - no you have pee on the table. DUH! to get a job soon? - um you tell me?
9. i seriously have to pee - geez what is it with people googling pee? Just go!!!
10 . I want forget my sexy life - I hope I helped you with that.

So now that I have been tuned in to all the sickos that walk amongst me I can sleep better at night.

Anyways in other news - it looks like my mission has failed. We will not be staying in the area after all. Bud and I tried to list our house but the highest price we can list at due to assessment and local sales right now is, are you ready for this? - 100,000 LESS THAN WE OWE.

So if we happened to sell we would owe 100,000 bucks. THIS ECONOMY SUCKS!!!

If we had sold during peak time we would have made around 150 -200K.
We can't even RENT it for HALF of our mortgage. It is just sick. So Bud and I talked and I decided to be an adult and not flip out like I did last time this came up.
So we made a deal. Bud will move before me. He will fix the issues I had with the house, (stinky water, remodel the kitchen, and a few other things) and I will stay here since I have been through 2 remodels in 4 years. I just can't do it again!!

So we will see where this takes us. I am not excited about this move but I am dealing with it. Oh and I told Bud since we are moving that I will require a massage (by a professional not his 5 minute lets get it on massage) monthly. And a clothing allowance. And pedis.
Like I said before I am totally being adult about this.


Amanda Fullerton said...

You've gotta get something out of living there too, Momma. :) I hope it all works out for you. I'm sorry the economy is so bad in your area.

Someone Being Me said...

Ugh. Your demands sound perfectly reasonable to me.

Hyphen Mama said...

Well yeah, losing a hundred thousand bucks is um... REALLY BAD. So unless you let the house sit and rot, I guess you're making a good decision. I hope the housing market turns around.

What about your job? Or will he make enough that you won't have to work?

warriorwoman said...

good for you, just lay down the law

Nap Warden said...

Wow...that is crazy! Good luck to you and keep us posted...

Poltzie said...

Way to be grown up! You are going to look amazing :)

Anglophile Football Fanatic said...

Good grief! That's a huge chunk of change. I'm so sorry. I know this isn't the news you wanted. Hell, I'd ask for way more than you did.

ummmhello said...

Your demands are totally reasonable.
So you have 2 houses in the same area? I'm confused.... but that doesn't take much....

Marmarbug said...

Okay to answer some questions:

1. My job hopfully can be transferred. Until Bud is totally in the clear to go back up there I am not breathing a word to my company.

2. We only have one house and it is in F'burg.
I wish we had two.

Kellan said...

The economy does suck - I hope it turns around soon, but there's not much promise of that. I hope it works out for you guys - I do!

Nice to see you - have a good afternoon. Kellan

Catwoman said...

Yeah, 100K is definitely not pocket change. That really sucks!!!!

I'm so sorry!

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

Just found your blog - love it so far. Hope all things work out with the house. Losing money is not good.


Laski said...

That amount . . . makes me ill. For you. I don't even want to think about what would happen if we were to sell.

Love the analytics, but totally creeped out by some of those searches. EEEK.

Colleen said...

VA sucks. My house was assessed $125K lower than we bought it for...I try to ignore it but hubby had an interesting job lead back to the Mid-West...doesn't look like it will pan-out, partly because even if we sell it for its assessed value and we just lose what we put down on it, we'd still have a $70K to pay...totally totally sucks and I REALLY feel your pain. Effing greedy mortgage people!

Blue Momma said...

That sucks really bad. We are pretty much stuck where we are unless we win the lottery or something, so I have no idea how things are in our area.

But losing $100K? DAMN.

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