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Friday, June 13, 2008

Friday funnies: Bean

Okay it's Friday again!!! WOOP WOOP!!!

And I have some funny Bean sayings just.for.you! Oh yes you right there!


Here we go!


In Wal-mart

We were walking by women's bathing suits.

Bean: Mommy wook! Boobies!
Me: Bean shhh those are bathing suits.
Bean: Momma no they are boobies. You want some?
Me: Oh God.

In 7-11

Me: Bean come on and get your slurpee.
(An older man was next to us getting one)
Bean: Momma what is that man doing? (pointing at the guy!)
Me: Um, getting a slurpee! (akward...)
Bean: No Momma he is too OLD for a slurpee.
Me: (slinking away)

On going potty

Bean: Momma I have to poop.
Me: Okay Bean go poop.
Bean: Momma you have to come and see it.
Me: Bean I will wipe you after but NO I don't want to see it.
Bean: But momma I make it. It's so cute.

18 comments:

Mommy Mechanics said...

How funny!

Someone Being Me said...

Too funny. Although I will cringe when it's my kid. Or laugh inappropriately. One of the two.

Don Mills Diva said...

Maybe it WAS cute!

These are too funny...:-)

Kellan said...

Those were precious - too old for a Slurpee and the poop one - ACK!

Have a good weekend - Kellan

Catwoman said...

How sweet! He offered to buy you boobies!

And I had to laugh at the poop one... Is it bad that Little Man and I look at and analyze all of his poops together? I just assumed everyone else did it too!

anglophilefootballfanatic.com said...

Oh, I am jealous of the poop one. My son is still not willing to make the deposit in the pot. I'd gladly think it was cute if only he'd dump the fellas.

Colleen said...

heh! that poop one is funny!

witchypoo said...

I love that he thinks his poop is cute.
Tell him not to decorate with it though :)

Driving With the Brakes On said...

Cooper doesn't brag about the aesthetics of his poop, but I do often hear about how big it is . . . repeatedly. Oh, to be 3!

Hyphen Mama said...

Ha ha ha.. that reminds me of the time we were in walmart and Wynnie said "MOMMY THAT LADY'S BOOTIE IS HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE!!!" Not once, but 3 times.

Yeah, the lady heard.

Poltzie said...

It's so sweet that our sons are giving us poop presents!!
I love that he wanted to give you boobies haha!
That bean is so so cute, keep the beanisms coming!

OHmommy said...

Oh man... you have one funny kid. Boobies and Poop. Hysterical!

Nap Warden said...

Oh my...cute poop!

warriorwoman said...

I once taught my friends 2 year old to say, "hey fat lady".

The first person he said it to was his mother.

I'm an idiot

Burgh Baby's Mom said...

When did Wal-Mart start selling boobies? I totally missed that!

Little man is HYSTERICAL!

Danielle said...

haha very cute! A cute poop huh? Sounds like a wordless wednesday pic to me.

ummmhello said...

*snort*
You want some?
Ha!

kristi said...

LOL! My son loves boobies too!