Okay it's Friday again!!! WOOP WOOP!!!
And I have some funny Bean sayings just.for.you! Oh yes you right there!
Here we go!
In Wal-mart
We were walking by women's bathing suits.
Bean: Mommy wook! Boobies!
Me: Bean shhh those are bathing suits.
Bean: Momma no they are boobies. You want some?
Me: Oh God.
In 7-11
Me: Bean come on and get your slurpee.
(An older man was next to us getting one)
Bean: Momma what is that man doing? (pointing at the guy!)
Me: Um, getting a slurpee! (akward...)
Bean: No Momma he is too OLD for a slurpee.
Me: (slinking away)
On going potty
Bean: Momma I have to poop.
Me: Okay Bean go poop.
Bean: Momma you have to come and see it.
Me: Bean I will wipe you after but NO I don't want to see it.
Bean: But momma I make it. It's so cute.
Friday, June 13, 2008
Friday funnies: Bean
Posted by Marmarbug at 10:31 AM
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How funny!
Too funny. Although I will cringe when it's my kid. Or laugh inappropriately. One of the two.
Maybe it WAS cute!
These are too funny...:-)
Those were precious - too old for a Slurpee and the poop one - ACK!
Have a good weekend - Kellan
How sweet! He offered to buy you boobies!
And I had to laugh at the poop one... Is it bad that Little Man and I look at and analyze all of his poops together? I just assumed everyone else did it too!
Oh, I am jealous of the poop one. My son is still not willing to make the deposit in the pot. I'd gladly think it was cute if only he'd dump the fellas.
heh! that poop one is funny!
I love that he thinks his poop is cute.
Tell him not to decorate with it though :)
Cooper doesn't brag about the aesthetics of his poop, but I do often hear about how big it is . . . repeatedly. Oh, to be 3!
Ha ha ha.. that reminds me of the time we were in walmart and Wynnie said "MOMMY THAT LADY'S BOOTIE IS HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE!!!" Not once, but 3 times.
Yeah, the lady heard.
It's so sweet that our sons are giving us poop presents!!
I love that he wanted to give you boobies haha!
That bean is so so cute, keep the beanisms coming!
Oh man... you have one funny kid. Boobies and Poop. Hysterical!
Oh my...cute poop!
I once taught my friends 2 year old to say, "hey fat lady".
The first person he said it to was his mother.
I'm an idiot
When did Wal-Mart start selling boobies? I totally missed that!
Little man is HYSTERICAL!
haha very cute! A cute poop huh? Sounds like a wordless wednesday pic to me.
*snort*
You want some?
Ha!
LOL! My son loves boobies too!
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