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Tuesday, June 10, 2008

I am not an old prude...

Okay so will someone please help me out here? Why is it that when we women are not in the "mood" we are suddenly treated as though we are an alien by the husband?
Not that I am a s*x freak or anything. Never have been. But here is what happened last night:

My hubby's younger brother left for boot camp. The whole family was emotional. That in itself is a mood killer, (although I must admit I am super proud of him and really wasn't sad).

Anywho, then it was hotter than a fat ladies crotch outside (we are having a heat wave here!) and I spent the few hours of daylight after I got home in the pool with Bean.

Then we ate dinner, cleaned up from dinner, I gave Bean a bath, and got him to bed.

Husband comes upstairs and says he is going to bed. Fine whatever. I was wide awake and not able to go to sleep at that time.

So I browse the net, realize I have to clean out the dogs ears ( the little one has an infection).
Then I remembered to put on my wart cream (I had a nasty little one on my toe frozen yesterday) and placed duct tape, yes duct tape that's what the doc said, on my toe and waddled upstairs.

I put on my comfy jammies, took some Aleve since Flo will be arriving any hour and took my butt to bed.

Husband rolls over trying to get some.

Um, hello??????? I am WHOOPED! I just stuck my hand in our dogs nasty ear, I put CREAM and DUCT tape on my wart, I have cramps and you want some?

Kiss my grits.

11 comments:

Nap Warden said...

Men have a different idea of the right time than women;)

Danielle said...

It has been hotter than a fat woman's crotch. Not that I have ever been in a fat woman's crotch! Men have the WORST timing!

jennifer, playgroups are no place for children said...

I could be covered in dog poo and my husband would still want to get himself some action.

Jonny's Mommy said...

Really enjoying your blog so far. stumbled here from Tranny Head's blog (Law School Sucks).

Have to go explore some more.

Jonny's Mommy said...

I meant to add that I thought this post was hilarious and my hubby has done some very similar things at times. What are they thick in the head? Gosh...think with more than "you know what" for once, guys!

anglophilefootballfanatic.comanglophilefootballfanatic.com said...

I feel like a broken record on this one: make him go diabetic! It's so amazing to be the wanton one in a relationship.

Laski said...

"hotter than a fat ladies crotch"

Quite a visual, yet so fitting.

I'm so using this one.

BTW, I'm the alien tonight. Blogging, instead of . . .

Hyphen Mama said...

Followed by "dude are you freaking kidding me?" Oh wait that's my house. I guess it's a compliment that after all that, including your WART, that he still finds you so hawt that he wants some. ha ha ha

It's a compliment.

Really.

Poltzie said...

It's been seven weeks since Chicken arrived and physically I still can't have sex. I cannot wait though until I can, I really really miss it!

ummmhello said...

BWAHAHA! Yes, when you have just duct taped your own toe, it's no time for gettin' down in the bedroom :)

Colleen said...

I hate that. I even try using the very visual explanation of "you have a roadblock", but that only manages to get his imagination rolling for alternate endings...