Friday, May 23, 2008

Bean says...

My kid is a nut. He truly is. Now I am sure that most parents feel that their kid is absolutely hilarious but my kid takes the cake sometimes.
Here are some of the latest Bean expressions.

In Tropical Smoothie

Me: Bean what kind of smoothie do you want? The strawberry one or the chocolate one?
Bean: Ummmmm, I want a twaberry moovie please. And food.
Me: Bean this is just a snack. We'll eat dinner soon.
Bean: Momma I want a twaberry moovie and food PUHLEASE.
Me: (knowing I should just ignore him) Okay Bean I'll get you a twaberry moovie.

People there probably thought I never fed the kid.

At home

Me: Bean what are you doing?
Bean (holding a cookie above his head) Biscuit is gonna eat my cookie and if he does I gonna be SO mad at him.
Of course I think my kid forgot our dog stands taller than him so therefore his arms are just not long enough to avoid the jaws of Biscuit.

In the car

We are driving down the road and pass a man jogging.
Bean: Momma that man lost his car!

Going potty

Bean slides off the potty and looks in the toilet at his one single turd. He looks at me and says,
"Aww the poopy no have a mommy."


Catwoman said...

OK, I don't know what's funnier, Bean's comment about the jogger (which might literally be one of the funniest kid quotes I've ever read, totally worthy of being part of that email that pops up ever so often of funny things kids say), or your comment about your dumpster diving garbage men on my blog, which might be the weirdest and grossest recycling I have ever heard of! I don't care how many times hubby would wash it, there's some used things I just won't use!

Lori said...

those are too funny!

Poltzie said...

Oh he is hilarious, I can't wait to have a talker!

Hyphen Mama said...

"Aww the poopy no have a mommy."

How sad is that? Poopy no have a mommy!!!

You have a dumpster diving garbage man? You might have to write about that!

Anonymous said...

Okay. Turds having family? That's freakishly funny. And, the poor man lost his car? LOVE kid reasoning.

Colleen said...

poop is always funny, but Bean made me snort laughing!!!

the best potty quote we have from Gavin is when we ask him to try to go (like before leaving the house) and as he's standing there next to the toilet, trying to shake some pee out, he sighs, looks up at me and says "it broken. I can't go potty."

Motherhood for Dummies said...

ha ha ah... love the one about the jogger :)

Tranny Head said...

I know a guy who sometimes yells at joggers, "Tired of walkin'? Run awhile!"

Heh. Your son should start that.

And the poop thng was funny as hell.

Amanda Fullerton said...

Oh my gosh! He is hilarious! I love the things that come out of kids mouths.

ummmhello said...

Soda almost choked me when I was reading that last one!!!

Keri said...

What is it with kids and their poopie... they seem so concerned about it.

Your Bean's a RIOT!