Thursday, August 7, 2008

Freaking nut jobs.

So I was all set to write a post about one specific event but then AFF reminded me of something that happened to me a while back and well I decided that while it was fresh in my mom brain (really it is a disease!!!!) that I had better post about it.

So AFF was approached by some random dude at the mall. No biggie. I mean she is hot what do you expect? Well my story was a bit more freaky.
I was on my way to work one day and stopped at Wawa (you don't have Wawa???? OMG you are missing out) to grab something for breakfast.
Well I was behind this older man (think dad type) and he asked the cashier to ring me up.
Well we both must have looked confused. The guy went on to explain to the cashier that I was just too pretty and that he wanted her to ring me up and PUT ME IN HIS BAG.
Um yeah. I just kind of gave him a weird smile and tried to ignore him.
He just kept going on and on. Finally one of the guys I work with happened to walk up and the guy backed off.
Seriously? People like this really exist?
He was probably a rapist or something freakish.
Or a nut job.

Moving on......

So coincidentally the post I was going to write about is another nut job situation of sorts. My son is with my mother this week. She has been dying to keep him for an extended period so we agreed to this week. Well the other day she, my dad and Bean went to see Wall-E.
Now my mother has birthed three children. She is not new to the parenting field. Well she bought Bean one of those jumbo drinks. I think it was lemonade. Well Bean is like any child and just kept sipping at his drink throughout the movie. Well we all know what that amount of liquid does to a child size bladder.
He had to go pee halfway through the movie so my mom took him.
Then right before the end of the move he had to go again. He told her he had to GO RIGHT NOW.
She kept trying to tell him that the movie was almost over but being a freshly trained child he knew that when you have to go? It is right now.
So what did my mother do you ask?
Well only the most trashy thing I can think of.
She grabbed her empty soda cup and told Bean to pee in it.

I mean really? How hard is it to walk to the bathroom? Yeah so he misses the end of the movie. Who cares? My dad could have told them what happened.
But no, apparently my mother was too into the movie herself so she had my kid pee in the cup. Nice huh?
Now if it had been a road trip and there was nowhere for them to stop and THEN she had him pee in a cup? Well that would have been fine. But not in a MOVIE theater with a bathroom right there!!!
Another freaking nut job.

On a side note: I am fully engrossed in Twilight. It is so good. I can't wait to see what happens.


Catwoman said...

BWA HAHAHAHAHA! I'm am totally dying laughing here at your mom! You know that years from now, you'll think it's funny too!!!

Motherhood for Dummies said...

ha ha ha! emtional trama!!!! ha ha :)

PBandJ said...

Both incidents are too funny and too freaky at the same time! Made my day!

Hyphen Mama said...

hahahahaha... my brother would SO have done the same thing.

He and his son were here one evening and we took the kids to the park. His son (age 6) had to go potty. Usually if Wynnie has to go, it's time to go home. OH NO.. he said "go behind that tree" And the kid did it. THEN Wynnie says "I have to go, too" and my brother says "Go behind that tree". UM people the park is right behind other people's HOUSES. I was mortified, but had a couple of margaritas onboard and was over it. So I let it happen. Now every time we're at the park Wynnie wants to go potty behind the tree!

the planet of janet said...


and ew.

and as for twilight, i cant wait for you to be all the way done so we can discuss!!!

Nicki said...

ROFLMAO!!! She made him pee in a cup in the movie theater? Dang! That is desperation. And I thought I was crazy making kids pee in the bushes at the park when there are no bathrooms around and its too far to walk! Oh well... now if I ever don't want to miss part of the movie to take the pesky kids to the bathroom, I know just what to do!

Kellan said...

I think it was your mom that didn't want to miss the end of the movie - HA!

My girls have just finished the last book - they loved that series! I haven't read it yet - I will soon!

Take care - Kellan

Nap Warden said...

Oh my Lord...what was your Mom thinking?

OHmommy said...

I am LMAO at your mom. Ha!

Anonymous said...

NICE! I am impressed that Bean went . . . Cooper threw a HUGE tantrum Sunday morning while we were out walking because he had to pee (which I of course told him to do before we left the house!) We were several miles from home, so I ducked behind the high school and had him pee behind the bushes. Peeing standing up and in a public place will surely be the first thing he wants to discuss in therapy.

warriorwoman said...

speechless, seriously.

what to say to something like that??

I picked up the book Twilight today, couldn't resist.

Confessions of A Mississippi Mom said...

LMAO girl that is terrible your MOM??? Lord in the movies'?

All I have to say is I need to see this movie it must be a pee in your pants good.

OOO and for the other freak two words "pepper spray"

MoziEsmé said...

In a cup?! It must have been an awfully good movie!