It is already time for the sex talk - to a 3 year old?

Oh boy. Y'all are gonna love this one.


On Sunday night my good friend invited us over for dinner.
A lot of our friends that we have known for years were there all of which one are childless.
Well we took Bean since everyone just loves him and why wouldn't they?
Well the one that does have kids has an older daughter who is 8. She was having a sleepover and had 2 of her little friends over. So all three girls came (the one with kids is the sister of the hostess - got it straight? Good!) Well they (the three girls and Bean) were watching Shrek. Well two of the girls decided to watch something else, (Brats!) and went in the other room leaving Bean and one of the little girls. Well I was in there with Bean chatting with my best friends husband and his friend.
Well my little Casanova decided that since he was alone with this girl he would use it. So he kept petting, yes petting, her hair. Kinda like a dog.
Then he kept trying to kiss her. I was like, "No no Bean." Meanwhile the men folk in the room are snickering and complimenting my husband for his teaching techniques.
Well then Bean took his shirt off. Not totally unusual since he does this all the time at home. He then asked the little girl, "Do you want to see my boobies?" I about died.
My BF's hubby was trying so hard not to laugh. Well at least not louder than he already was. Well then Bean told the little girl to take off HER shirt and pants. I was like "No, that's enough Bean, knock it off."
Well then he starts to UNBUTTON his pants and asked her, "You want to see my lightning mcqueen???"
I decided it was time to go. I could not believe it! He has never called his little weewee his Lightning McQueen! Of course later when we left and I was talking to my hubby we were laughing since it was funny. But now I wonder if he will do it at school. I mainly think he did it since he had such a large audience of adults but I pray and hope that he never does it again!
Ah who am I kidding? I'm just glad he is interested in the ladies. Makes my life easier.

Bean is OBESE? Huh?

Huh? Yeah I bet that is exactly what you were thinking. Those are my thoughts exactly. I forgot to post that Bean had his 3 year checkup last week. Well it was at a new pediatrician's office since we just moved.
This pediatrician came highly recommended as he is associated with the children's hospital here. Well when they did Bean's height and weight it was 40 1/4 and 44 pounds respectively.
I figure, not bad. He was 42 pounds at his 2 year check up and about 37 inches.
Well the doctor comes in with that little chart that they graph the weight and height on and said, "Bean fall into the obese category." I was like, "Huh?" I then proceeded to explain to the doctor that Bean has always been a big kid.
Short History - He was 6 weeks early and even then he was 6 pounds 9 ounces. Scary to think if he had been full term!!!!! I would have given birth to a true watermelon. Or a full sized toddler. Lord.
Anyways, Jacob continued to take off after that. He was in 6 month clothing at 4 months and by his first birthday he was in 2T. I account it to my super mom milk. :)
But he is just a tall big 3 year old. He is in 4T now and people tell me he looks 5. No biggie. Now if he was chunky I would have maybe agreed with the doctor. But he is not fat.
So the doctor told me to watch the juice (we are on Fruit 2 O now) and snacks.
I am just shocked. Kids on diets at 3. What is this world coming too? I blame the food makers.