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Friday, May 2, 2008

Oh jeez I think I am rubbing off on him...

Some funny ramblings said by my Bean this week:

Bean: (Holding my Friends collection DVD) Momma wanna watch my Friends?
(Kid holds a little piece of my heart now!)

Bean: Momma! DON'T DO DAT! I TOLD YA BEFORE O-KAYYYYYY?
Me: Geez Bean I'm sorry.
Bean: Aw Momma I so sorry. I love you too much.

Bean: Momma Biscuit (our golden retriever and my first kid) stinks bad. I tink he needs a scrub on his booty.
Me: (Trying not laugh hysterically) A scrub on his booty?
Bean: Yeah casue that's where I stink.

Bean: Momma be quiet please. You too loud. I trying to sleep kay?

Bean: Momma what is that man doing? (Points at a guy holding the road sign)
Me: He is trying to help fix the road.
Bean: Uh oh he is in the road. His momma gonna spank him good.

Bean: Momma you my girlfweind.
Me: Aw really kiddo? Your my boyfriend then.
Bean: Yeah Daddy needs to go away.
Me: That means you have to take me on a date. Where are we going?
Bean: No no date. We go eat goldfish and play on my swingset.

6 comments:

Burgh Baby's Mom said...

The kid is right; dog booties do smell REAL bad. I wish I didn't know that.

Colleen said...

Awww...how sweet! Gavin's such a daddy's boy that I'm lucky if he acknowledges me. ;)

Lori said...

how cute is that!

Law Student Hot Mama said...

Eat goldfish? AWESOME! He's THAT kind of kid . . . . lock up your daughters!

Mommy Mechanics said...

Very sweet. I love their little language. My son is 4 and stil can't say his f's. Too funny.

Keri said...

wow! that really IS my kind of date now! what an awesome Bean.